If this blog will chronicle my life, then the world will know that I am the center of the solar system and moving around me are my autistic friends and so affable strangers. I am the sun. They are the planets.

Forgive me please. Just don’t mind my recurring seizures whenever I disregard compromises and engage myself in tireless exchange of witty, oftentimes demeaning repartee with my self.

Yeah, yeah, i know that - I shit therefore I am.